{"product_id":"what-does-the-cdc-recommend-i-do-with-all-this-ass-relaxed-fit-tee","title":"What Does The CDC Recommend I Do With All This Ass? Relaxed Fit Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eLooking for the perfect blend of humor and comfort? Our Funny T-Shirts are here to bring laughter to your wardrobe! Whether you’re searching for a unique gift or just want to add some fun to your everyday style, our collection of humorous graphic tees is guaranteed to deliver. Made from soft, high-quality cotton, these shirts are designed to keep you smiling all day long.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eWhy You'll Love Our Funny T-Shirts:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eHilarious Designs: Each shirt features a one-of-a-kind graphic or witty saying that will keep everyone around you laughing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003ePremium Quality: Made with 100% cotton for a comfortable fit that lasts wash after wash.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eUnisex Fit: Available in a wide range of sizes for men, women, and teens.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003ePerfect Gift Idea: Whether it's for a birthday, holiday, or just because, our funny shirts make the best gifts for your favorite humor lover.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eEasy to Style: These tees look great with jeans, shorts, or leggings, making them a versatile addition to any wardrobe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eAvailable Sizes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eColor Options:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eWhite \u0026amp; Natural\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eComfortable: Soft, breathable fabric keeps you cool and comfortable all day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eDurable Prints: Our high-quality prints are designed to resist fading, so you can enjoy your funny tee for years to come.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eEco-Friendly Printing: We use environmentally friendly ink that’s safe for you and the planet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003ePerfect for Any Occasion: Wear it to work, casual get-togethers, or on weekends when you want to share a laugh!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eGreat for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eBirthday Presents\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eAnniversary Surprises\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eChristmas \u0026amp; Holiday Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eBachelor\/Bachelorette Parties\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eFunny Office Shirts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eGifts for Him or Her\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eFun Family Shirts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eAll sales are final. Cancellations, Refunds and Exchanges are not accepted. All information is provided in the Item description as well as the photos attached to each listing. I do not stock items. As soon as your order is received the process of ordering supplies has begun and can not be altered. Please order accordingly. Thank you for your understanding.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eDO NOT iron directly on graphics. Iron on low heat with shirt inside-out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eNever iron directly over design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eDO NOT dry clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eMachine wash COLD with mild detergent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eTurn inside out when washing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eDry on low setting or hang to dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eNo chlorine bleach\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eFAQs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eQ: What sizes are available?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 16px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Graphik Webfont', -apple-system, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Droid Sans', Arial, 'sans-serif'; letter-spacing: 0.16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eA: Our funny t-shirts come in sizes S to 5XL. 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